American comic Nikki Glaser hosted the Golden Globes for the second time on Monday and her jokes have been effectively obtained. From mocking CBS, the community on which the ceremony aired, to dropping a brand new joke concerning the age gaps in Leonardo DiCaprio’s relationship, she additionally joked that Timothée Chalamet is the “first actor in historical past to should construct muscle for a film about ping pong,” referencing his profitable position in Marty Supreme. (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Nonetheless, there have been some bolder strains that did not make the minimize. Because of a brand new interview on The Howard Stern Present on Tuesday, the 41-year-old revealed the listing of jokes that have been censored earlier than the occasion. Nikki shared a note-taking app on her telephone known as “The Stern File,” which she mentioned contained “all of the jokes.” [she] wished to say’, however wasn’t allowed or selected to dump. Fascinated? Let’s examine… (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Sydney Sweeney
The primary joke she shared was about actor Sydney Sweeney and her newest position within the movie Christy, a sports activities drama biopic concerning the rise of former skilled boxer Christy Martin within the Nineties. Regardless of the mass media consideration and promo, the movie reportedly solely made $1.3 million when it hit theaters in November – making it one of many worst field workplace openings in historical past. (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Sydney Sweeney
As for the joke, Nikki revealed that it went like this: “Tonight is an evening of celebration, however we won’t ignore the truth that it is a bizarre time in Hollywood. You understand, folks simply do not go to the theaters to see issues. And if you happen to do not consider me, there was a film this yr the place Sydney Sweeney performed a lesbian who bounced round in tiny shorts for 2 hours that grossed $14.” Nikki mentioned the rationale she made the joke was as a result of Sydney wasn’t going to the Golden Globes. (Picture: Black Bear)
Sean Penn
Okay, so Nikki roasted Sean Penn in the course of the ceremony. One of many strains was: ‘Sean Penn, you might be so authentic. Everybody on this city is obsessive about wanting youthful, whereas Sean Penn says, “What if I slowly flip into an attractive leather-based purse?”’ Nonetheless, she additionally deliberate to say, ‘Sean Penn is nominated tonight. I am going with “the perfect neck veins,” adopted by an outline of him as “the defiant final tree standing in a rainforest.” (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Sean Penn
Elsewhere, Nikki revealed that comic David Spade additionally pitched a joke about Sean Penn, suggesting he was ‘mistaking The Substance’. This was clearly a reference to the Demi Moore-led 2024 physique horror movie of the identical identify. Moreover, Nikki had wished to roast each Sean Penn and his One Battle After One other co-stars Benicio del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio for his or her well-known “squinting” expression on display screen. The comic shared, “Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio are all right here tonight for the Least Eyes class.” (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Once more, we all know Leo was roasted in the course of the ceremony. However there was initially one other prank within the pipeline for him – based mostly on each the squinting prank and his youthful girlfriend’s popularity. Nikki mentioned, “He all the time appears like he is squinting. Leo, why do you all the time look along with your eyes? I imply, I assume it is to learn your girlfriend’s id. Simply ensure the yr begins with a 2.’ Burn. (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Chase Infiniti
Chase Infiniti was nominated for a Golden Globe for her breakthrough position as Willa in One Battle After One other. And with such a novel identify, Nikki thought this was the proper alternative for a joke. She informed Howard that she deliberate to say, “Chase Infiniti is her actual identify.” And that is true: if you happen to join now, you’ll be able to earn 5% cashback on all journeys booked by means of her till the tip of the yr. So get began with that. It is an incredible deal.’ (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Julia Roberts
In different celeb roster information, Nikki had additionally wished to focus on icon Julia Roberts. Nonetheless, the 58-year-old, who was nominated for Greatest Actress for crime drama After the Hunt, managed to flee a joke about her movie. Nikki shared the joke: ‘Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I do not know what it is about, however I assume the hunt was to seek out somebody who noticed it.’ (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Jonathan Bailey
Subsequent up is Bridgerton star Jonathan Bailey, who made headlines final yr as Individuals’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2025. Naturally, this new title was key materials, with Nikki revealing she wished to say: ‘Jonathan Bailey is the primary overtly homosexual man to be named the Sexiest Man Alive by Individuals journal. At first I assumed, “Do we actually should say it overtly?” After which I seemed on the listing of previous winners and I assumed, “Oh yeah, we’ll do this too.”’ (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Jeff Goldblum
Nikki additionally initially wished to make a joke about Jeff Goldblum’s longtime position as spokesperson for Residences.com. She informed Howard she nearly mentioned, “Jeff Goldblum is right here tonight. Not as a result of he was nominated, however as a result of down the road they have been taking pictures an advert for Residences.com and he simply walked in.” (Picture: Getty Photographs)
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt additionally had a fortunate escape. Apparently he was going to be the butt of a joke about the way it’s okay for males to become old in Hollywood, however the identical grace is not prolonged to girls. Talking concerning the 62-year-old’s current position within the 2025 movie F1, during which he performed a racing driver, she mentioned: ‘Brad Pitt has been nominated tonight for his position in F1. See, that is what I like about Hollywood. When a person turns 60, he will get to play a race automotive driver. In the meantime, each position for a girl after 35 is a drained mom who hates her life.” (Picture: Getty Photographs)
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